He had missed the beginning of the Academic year, when all the internships and residency positions were matched, so he knew it wouldn't be easy. He had arranged an internship abroad, but illness had forced cancellation. Their meager savings weren't going to last very long.
In those days in Dublin, teaching hospitals were smaller institutions, totally unlike the huge, impersonal institutions of today. They inspired a fierce sense of loyalty and pride, and a feeling of competitive collegiality, that doesn't seem to exist today. That sense of loyalty extended as much to recent graduates as it did to professional forebears who had found fame and fortune in the medical texts, as well as consultants and teachers over the past couple of centuries. So, it only stood to reason that he should start at the Meath Hospital, the breeding ground of such immortals as Stokes and Colles and Graves, many of whom had diseases or syndromes or clinical signs named after them. This was the hospital he had done his undergraduate studies in so even though he was out of sync with the clinical year he was hopeful that they would find a job for him.
"We were on our way to Manchester, Connecticut, when my wife became ill and we had to turn back," he said to Dr. Pickles, the administrator. "I know I've long missed the deadline for an internship, but I really need a job. I can't afford to wait until the next selection date, which is more than four months away."
"I'll do whatever I can," Pickles said sympathetically. "All the regular internship positions are filled, but I'll try to find something for you. Why do you look more familiar to me than most of your class?"
Stan smiled uneasily, there had been one or two pranks in his student days that might have brought him to Dr. Pickles attention! "I guess you just saw me around."
"Just give me a day or two. Why not drop in on Wednesday, I'll probably have an answer for you by then.
Stan knew why he had looked familiar to him. It was all about Dr Graves of international fame as the discoverer of thyrotoxicosis, also known as Graves Disease. A bust of the Great Man decorated the main atrium of the Hospital, which was atop a broad flight of concrete steps. Dean Eleftry, was an older medical student from Vancouver, BC, who had come to Dublin to study medicine. He was a nice guy, who everyone liked to poke a little fun at because he was considerably older than the rest of students and also because he spent a lot of time polishing his little old Ford convertible.
That night, a motley crew of students were heading back to the hospital after a good night at the local pub. All three sheets to the wind, the older ones handling their booze a little better than the younger.
"Let's do something with old Eleftry's car," Tom Snowdon said, in a loud self-assured English accent. "I'm so fed up watching him polishing and nursing it, I think it's time we taught him a lesson."
"Yes, maybe let the air out of his tyres," Pete Sangster responded.
"For God's sake, don't be childish Sangster, can't you think of anything more original than that," Snowdon responded scornfully."
The rest of the noisy group suddenly quietened down, wondering where this was going next.
"Why don't we carry his stupid little car up the steps and deposit it in the main lobby of the hospital. That would certainly create a little pandemonium in the morning." Snowdon said.
Hoots of drunken approval emanated from the group.
"We'll get into terrible trouble if we're caught," Stan said.
"Don’t be such a funk," Sangster said contemptuously.
The herd mentality was kindled and there was no stopping them now.
"Do you think we can lift it?" Sangster asked.
"Do you think we can lift it?" Sangster asked.
"Let's give it a try," an anonymous voice suggested.
As many pairs of hands that could squeeze around the little car tried to get a good grip on some lifting point and heaved.
"It's as light as a feather," another responded.
Twenty or so, able -bodied students lifted the car and slowly carried it up the twenty - eight concrete steps that opened onto the main lobby of the building. Others held the large twin doors open, while the car was quietly placed in the centre of the lobby.
"It looks wonderful there," drawled Ronny Snowden, "but it would look much better if we put that bust of Robert Graves behind the steering wheel."
"Christ,"said Stan, "all hell will break loose."
A contemptuous glance from Snowden, while a couple of his followers struggled to get the bust into the front seat behind the steering wheel.
"Let's put a scarf around his neck and a cap on his head, just to complete the picture," Snowden added.
One of the more fashionable members of the group volunteered his scarf and rather racy hat which he carefully arranged to give the centuries deceased Graves a decidedly sporty appearance. Even Stan had to admit that the effect was dramatic. They stealthily withdrew to the students residence before releasing their whoops of apprehensive delight at their daring act.
Stan awoke in the morning slightly hung-over and reflected on the previous nights action. He got up as quickly as he could, anxious to see the damage. He walked out into the courtyard. About twenty maintenance workers were laying wooden planks in parallel tracks down the concrete steps. The car, with Dean Eleftry sitting behind the wheel was purring gently, having just been driven through the twin doors and was now being secured by ropes attached to the front axle, so that it could be lowered slowly down the parallel planks to street level. A large crowd stood in small groups at various vantage points around the courtyard. Some laughing, some talking in hushed tones. Dean was now anxiously supervising the maneuver to make sure his beloved car wasn't damaged.
The next morning Stan was in the line-up that the students and interns were ordered to attend, when the perpetrators were exhorted to turn themselves in, so that the entire class wouldn't suffer the consequences for the desecration of the venerable and internationally respected [except by us!] Robert Graves. Of course knowing that there's safety in numbers, no-one claimed responsibility and no-one remembered there ever being any consequences. Steve hoped that was not why he was remembered by Dr Pickles.
When he showed up at Dr Pickles office on monday morning he was greeted by a pleasant smile .
"I have good news for you, Smith," he said to Stan. "Although all the regular internship positions have been filled, there's a vacancy in pathology, that normally would have be filled by a second year pathology resident, that we have been unable to fill, so we can offer that to you for four months and that will bring you into sync with the regular rotations. It will be quite a valuable experience as well as allowing you to earn some money "
Stan was relieved to have a job, but a little apprehensive about his ability to do justice to a position normally occupied by a person with one or two years more experience than he had.
"Thank you, sir, but do you think I'll be able to manage it satisfactorily?"
"Oh don't worry about that. You'll be working directly under the supervision of Dr. McMurray, and she'll give you all the supervision you'll need. It will be a wonderful educational experience because there are no more senior residents between you and your consultant. You'll get the opportunity to do things that a junior rarely gets near."
Monday at eight-thirty Stan arrived at Dr. McMurray's office, ready to start work.
"Good morning," the pleasant -faced middle-aged secretary smiled at him. Then, in a slightly remonstrative way, added, "Dr. McMurray is down in the morgue doing an autopsy. She said that you're to go down there right away. She starts at eight sharp, you know. Don't worry though, I'm sure she will take into consideration that it's just your first day."
"Gee, I'm sorry, I thought we started at nine." Stan answered apologetically.
"Just take the elevator at the end of the corridor down to the basement and turn left. You'll see a big gray double door in front of you. Walk right in."
Stan followed the directions and found himself facing the doors. He turned the handle and walked in. The smell of formaldehyde was overwhelming. Standing at the operating table was a woman clad in operating room attire, a scalpel in her hand and so pregnant that she could barely reach the corpse.
"I glad you could make it," she said irritably. "now get yourself gowned and gloved. I need a hand."
"I'm sorry, Doctor, I thought we started at nine. I should have checked with you. It won't happen again."
As he slipped off his jacket and tie and secured the rubber apron that protected him from neck to ankle he felt like a butcher about to butcher a carcass. He pulled on a green gown, tied it up at the back and stepped up to the mortuary slab.
"Okay," said Dr. McMurray, "step up here and get another suture around the esophagus, above the one I've already secured, I can barely stretch that far, with this in front of me," she said pointing to her swollen belly.
Stan leaned forward, still a little shaken from what, in those days was the rather bizarre picture of a very pregnant woman doing an autopsy.
"Okay, cut right here, between the two sutures, then dissect away from the posterior thoracic and abdominal wall right down to the duodenum, and then cut between the lower two ligatures that I had secured earlier. That way we can get the whole segment of bowel out, without spilling gastric content all over the peritoneal cavity. Unless, of course, you puncture the bowel wall. And, by the way, don't get a fright when Jim starts the saw going. Jim, this is Dr. Smith," she added by way of introduction.
Jim was the operating room orderly. He nodded his head at Stan and smiled.
"Ah, you'll get used to all this stuff quickly enough, doctor. Just don't mind the noise." He added this as he continued a transverse scalp incision and then pulled the apron of scalp forward to cover the face.
Meanwhile, Stan continued his dissection carefully, anxious to avoid the humiliation of perforating the bowel, let alone the miasmic odors that would follow. The loud vibrations of the saw cutting through bone provided the background for the next half-hour, while Dr. McMurray carried on dissecting and supervising Stan at the same time. Following the gross dissection, Dr. McMurray showed Stan how to section the removed organs and place the specimens in formalin for later histological microscopic examination. They were all finished before noon.
"Do we have another to do this afternoon ?" Stan asked.
Dr. McMurray laughed.
"We don't kill all our patents, you know. I've assigned you to Tom Morgan, the chief laboratory technician. A good pathologist has to be able to do and to supervise everything a technician can do."
Stan thought it would be imprudent to mention that he had no interest in being a pathologist.Between autopsies, learning to do routine lab tests, clinicopathological conferences and the general house staff call he had not escaped, Stan kept busy. He slept in the hospital only when he was on emergency call.
For some reason he could never figure out there was an extra small stipend for doing an autopsy and this make a big difference to a penniless intern in those days when an intern got nothing like a living wage.
So when Dr. McCarthy went into labour a week later, he was more than willing to do the autopsies despite his lack of experience!